This Might Be the Greatest Business Story of the Year

http://www.fresnobee.com/local/story/12507975p-13223451c.html

I certainly hope this happens in Dallas too. If it's already happened then somebody please clue me in.

The Greatest and Best Blog Posting in the World

I just wrote the greatest and best blog posting the world has ever known. It was all just off the top of my head, but it was hilarious, insightful, and awesome. Then Blogger dropped me and I lost the whole thing. I could try to recreate it now, but I don't have the strength.

Thank you Famous Quotations, I humbly accept.

Why Do White People Love Will Ferrell?

Seriously, I don't get it. He's alright and even really amusing sonetimes, but I don't ever hear Black or Mexican people talking about how they have to go see the next Will Ferrell movie. I haven't seen hordes of Japanese school girls lining up to take pictures of him with their surgically implanted digital cameras. It is another unexplainable White phenomona, like the reelection of W. The only reason I can think of is that both people look like they probably drink too much and that is when they are at their most amusingly stupid, and White folks like to drink. If there are any White people out there in Cyberland that would like to explain any of this to me as something different then my own hypothesis please comment.

For the internet world, I give you this update.
I'm employed!!! Well at least temporarily. This wierd ass company I'm working for only extended me a contract position so far, but it's a paycheck and a possibility so I'm not complaining too bad. I've already gotten to handle some things that I hadn't gotten to at a more established company due to their conveniently questionable business practices. Yeah me!!! I'm still getting my office together. That's a benefit of HR you almost always get your own office and don't have to sit in a cubicle. Another benefit is you don't have to work that hard and any mistake you make is actually going to be a result of somebody else's mistake so you're in the clear. No HR person is going to come down to hard on another HR person unless they are making a power play. Lucky for me, I've never been high enough for someone to want my position. It's like the PD. you don't turn on one of your own, because all of what we do is made up anyway. But don't tell anybody I said that. I haven't even done the necessary walking of the office to see how many girls work there that I want to bone. Don't get me wrong. There's at least ten, but there might be a whole lot more. Anyway, it's on my to do list. I'd like to kick a shout out to everyone that visited the physical/geographical House of Dagromm this weekend. Merriment was had by all. I also now have high speed internet so I should be posting regularly again and will be rather disappointed in myself if I don't.

Sorry About That Chief

Wow, has it really been a week since I last posted? I apologize. I've been finding out more and more that staying at home is just as much work as......well work. At least it is when the kids are out of school for summer vacation. Noooooo, we couldn't lay off in September. Well fuck it. I'd probably have just as much to do, it would just be easier to look at the DVD's that I keep on the very top shelf of my closet behind the boxes of things that I intend to file one day.
A side not for those that are intending to become "Stay At Home Trophy Spouse". If you're doing your job right and working out and making dinner like a good S.A.H.T.S. then you will find that your wife will become increasingly horny and a lot more demanding about sex. I apologize for rushing off the phone yesterday Cyberman but duty called, and I think we all know what was said about duty in Fear of a Black Hat.