Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Bullet Points

  • I love bullet points.

  • They make random lists of things look organized and less like a bunch of last minute thoughts.

  • They are also a great space killer for business documents. No need to complete paragraphs, these are just bullet points!

  • Flavored cream cheese sucks. Does anyone really like strawberry flavored cream cheese? Cinnamon apple? Ugghhh.

  • See how that worked. It's a bullet point so I don't need any kind of transition.

  • Does the new Incredible Hulk movie have a chance when the last one sucked so bad and the CGI makes both movies look the same?

  • I got published on a CNN blog. Look at me!!! You might have to scroll down a bit

  • This is my 300th post. It's not my best.

  • I'm still rated #1 by lesbians!!! I think.

  • I've been re-watching Coupling season 2 and I will list the three things that Steve says that every bloke needs to know.

  1. You will never be famous.

  2. You're fatter than you think you are.

  3. Stockings are a myth. There are only ten pair in the entire world that women pass around based on need, which is why they are so prevalent early in the relationship and then disappear as the relationship continues.

  • I've almost got my body bathing suit ready again!

  • The Mucho Nachos I ate for lunch isn't going to help though.