Tuesday, May 09, 2006

David Blaine Goes for World Record in Lame-ness
















How desperate is network television in America where they will take up an hour and a half of primetime television on crap like this. Do we have some reason to believe that David Blaine was going to be able to break this record? Is he more trained than professional swimmers and divers? Did anybody really want to see him live through this? It's a sad state of things when you make a living doing card tricks and then take a step down into taking up dares for money. David Blaine is like the network version of Bumfights. I expect his next "great stunt" will be to grow his fingernails longer than the world record or produce the world's largest dump.
For all you Blaine fans, seek help.


Long Weekend

For those of that check the progress of this site on any regular basis, I apologize for the long lay-off. I decided yesterday was as good a day as any to take the day off. So I called in, told my kids they weren't going to school, and for the most part took a free day to enjoy my new house. Yesterday was actually the one month anniversary of when we moved in and we hope to make it a second month. As you can see we've done a lot of work to the house and I'm pretty proud of the results. My son was extremely happy to plug himself into the Playstation for the next nine hours and fetter away his youth. My daughter was equally happy to attach herself to me and follow me around "helping" with whatever projects I was doing. I don't feel like I made the best use of my free time (no porn because of the kids) but at least my kids felt like they had a treat.