Thank you Mavericks!!!

I would like to take a sports moment to thank the Mavs whom I've been a fan of for twenty years now for finally looking like a championship caliber team. I've had confidence in them for years and even had a bet riding on the outcome of this play-off series. About five or six weeks ago I made a bet with my boss that if the Mavs won he would take me out for lunch at my favorite Chinese restaurant. It is a place that he and my coworker turn their noses up at because it doesn't look very impressive, but the food their is really good. If the Mavs lost though I would have to eat lunch at Burger King. This is an exceptionally cruel bet for as many people know the House of Dagromm has had an ongoing feud with the Burger King for over five years now. I have not eaten their since then. I don't let my kids eat there. I don't allow people into my house or office with food from there. I won't even accept free food from there and those who know me that there is little I love more than free food. The office was ready for the Mavs to lose and had intended to take pictures of me eating there with a crown on top of my head, but for once the Mavs pulled through and didn't let me down. I spit upon you Burger King and your poor service. I have once again bested you and will continue to do so. A pox upon your kingdom!

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Can women in the office tell if I walk past them with an erection? I think this is a question that has beset all men at some point when we lose control of our bodies response system and get the inextricable hard on. It can happen at any point, yet we still have to continue on with our work functions. This means that we might still have a meeting to attend or some other interaction with others....and there it is.....like a huge beacon of virility. We can try to cover it up, but does that interaction alone bring more attention and make it that much more obvious? I don't know, and so I turn to you the blog public to give me your opinion. Can women tell, and if not is that worse than if they can?