Wednesday, May 10, 2006
Is masturbation gay? What about if someone can give themself oral? Now that's gotta be gay. Either way you are handling up on the sex organs of your own sex which is inherently gay. I'm just curious because although homosexuality hasn't been fully accepted in culture, masturbation basically has been. Everybody knows it goes on yet we still shake each others hands. Don't get me wrong. I don't do it. Never had to. I've always been able to get mine, but y'know some people do, and I don't judge them because I understand...but I still don't do it. Seriously, I don't!!! I almost did once, but then I got some and didn't need to anymore...so not guilty. OK, I might've accidentally done it once, but I don't think that counts. So this is really about other people and not me, because once again, I don't masturbate. Don't have to. For real.
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Of course its not gay, it doesn't involve another person's sexual organs who is of the same sex as you inserted into an oraphace below your waist or vice versa. Anything that involves above the waist and sex organs is niether straight or gay, it is just fun or a living. I do masturbate, alot, and by alot I mean atleast two times a day sometimes more if it is slow at work. But I have also been accused of being gay by a friend, if you could call him that, of mine at a resturant in front of our EXTREMELY hot waitress. I kept saying I am not gay and she kept saying its ok sweety, but it wasn't (not that there is anything wrong with being gay its just that I am not) and she never believed me, what an asshole. Not that I even had a shot in hell with her it is just not cool that she thought I was gay for the rest of our lunch. When she brought the split up the bill she looked at the two of them and said this one is for the gay one and handed mine to me. My only problem is that he ordered the salad for lunch, that is kind of gay isn't it? F-Job
It sounds like you have several sexual dysfunctions and I pray for you. You shouldn't be ashamed of who you are and I'm sure that's what your friend was trying to tell you. If you masturbate, that's your business. I don't though because I'm too cool.
What did he mean when he told me to call him "Doctor"?
Youz Guyz... No, masturbation is not gay and I seriously doubt your non-masterbation claims, Mr. Dagromm. Sounds like you are trying to cover something up. Perhaps it is your masterbating hand.
Oral sex on yourself might be a little gay... or even VERY gay. It's one thing to spend a moment grabbing your jock, one can focus on the recieving not the giving of the hand-job... not that I would know... becuase I don't masterbate. I'm too damn cool.
But I can't imagine any hetero-dude being able to stomach cock in his mouth... even his own.
Q, sounds like your friend is overcompensating. Perhaps he is the gay one. Do you know if he masterbates? Have you asked? Have you asked to watch?
I am not sure if he does or not. He claims that he doesn't, but did once asked me to watch.
I think a guy asking a guy if he masturbates is gay and that wasn't the purpose of this post. Good luck to all masturbaters out there (of which I'm not one)I hope you get some sex real soon. Except then you would reproduce and then soon the world would be swarming with masturbaters and we'd all suffer from slow load times on the internet and would have to wear galoshes when we left the house.
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