My Favorite Possession

I truly LOVE the 3M projector that we "acquired" from my wife's work. I don't watch everything on it, but when we rent a movie or by a new DVD that we're really looking forward to there is little better than to blow it up to mammoth proportions on my living room wall. It's also especially good for booty shaking videos on MTV Hits late at night. I'd personally like to thank our wasteful government for giving it to us (rather than throwing it away). If they could also see it in their hearts to give us a theater style popcorn popper I might actually vote Republican.