Tuesday, August 15, 2006

If I were commisioner of the NFL, I would make the game so much better and more profitable it's disgusting. First off I would create a new network that would be dedicated to the cheerleaders. Every squad would have their own reality show and on gamedays we would simulcast just the cheerleaders and their routines at the games. Secondly I would change the game time to reflect the most commonly chosen length in Madden, which is five minute quarters. This is an oversight that should have been corrected long ago if the NFL would just open their eyes. Not only would the games become instantly more exciting as all of a sudden teams have to rush to score points, but the stars would get injured less often. How great would that be? Furthermore I would have MTV do the half time shows for each and every nationally televised game, and I think we all know what that means. More nipples. So I know it's a little too late for me and Condi Rice to throw our names into the ring, but next time around...call me.

12 comments:

Q said...

I like the way you think. What if the cheerleaders had to wear uniforms like the ones that the cheerleaders wore in the movie Baseketball?

Q said...

and had to let me do coke off their tits.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

I've only got one request:

NFL Sunday Ticket becomes an option for all cable providers. I'd pay $100 a year for that

Q said...

Just get direct tv, it's better than cable! I love it.

Q said...

Plus, youd get to watch Pants off Dance off on FUSE with host Jodie Sweten.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

satellite...icky...must wash hands

cyberman said...

Sorry, G but you're surrounded by Direct TV disciples now. I love it and may never go back. You know what they say?

I do think it is odd that the NFL doesn't dedicate more screen time to the cheerleaders. They've got that cheerleader reality TV series on the NFL network but I think they only dedicate one episode per team. There is a great deal more material to work with... or lack of material if you know what I mean.

Dagromm said...

Usually they do a whole series on one squad a year. This year's is the San Diego Chargers. Last year was the Miami Dolphins, which I must say is the best looking dance team ever. It's a lot of untapped potential as there are many teams not getting any TV time. I mean I understand passing on the Philly cheerleaders, but Houston? Oakland, Dallas? Come on!!

Gyuss Baaltar said...

I dunno man.

I'll pit my Comcast digital against anything you guys think directtv brings to the table.

Can you tivo 3 shows at once? Can you tivo HD content?

cyberman said...

Well, I don't have an HD tv so it probably wouldn't matter even if I could. But 3 shows at once? That is pretty cool. I can TiVo 2 shows and watch something I've pre-recorded but that is it. However, I would think that is just a hardware capacity issue that comes with my unit being 12 months old.

What is really at the root of this is my distaste with Comcast down here in Tejas! They suck. Customer service sucks, prices suck, it all sucks. Direct TV has been super-great to work with and I get like 100 more channels for the same price I would pay Comcast.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

Its funny how its different in other markets.

In this area, Verizon is the devil, but Comcast is beloved.

Q said...

G, I can tivo 5 HD channels at once on mine and watch One channel live. I have quite a few channels in HD, and have not been lacking in HD content. Hell I even have porn in HD, that is a trip.