Monday, August 07, 2006

An Odd Familial Relationship
Blogger kills me by dropping me at odd times. Normally while I'm writing a post. So here goes for the second time and we'll see if it sticks. When ever someone gets married they inherit a whole new set of family issues. Every family's got them you just don';t normally notice your own family's issues because you grew up with them. Hell you might even think they're normal, but let me tell you your family is not normal. There's good that goes along with it too. At least sometimes. Some people marry into money, fame, or opportunity. Some people get to bang Brady Quinn's sister like former Ohio State linebacker A.J. Hawk. In my case I got a brother in law that loans me his porn. This is kind of cool until you think about the fact that I have sex with his sister, so he must at some point realize that I'm doing at least some of this same stuff with her. maybe not as much of it as I would like, but a fair amount none the less. It's kind of weird being able to share porn with someone that you can't talk about sex with. Oh well, it's not marrying into money, but it's better than nothing.

6 comments:

Q said...

So AJ HAWK got rich through football and married into money. Plus Sis Quinn is catholic; you know what that means, right? Lucky bastard.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

Given your age difference with bro-in-law, I know he's looked up to you at times.

Have you ever talked with him about sex? Given advice? Things like "A woman really likes it when you..." kind of thing? And then realized that he must know you learned that with his sister?

Q said...

What about the way that you completely demean(sp?) women in front of him?

cyberman said...

Both are worthwhile traits you can pass on to him.... well... I mean the advice on women... not having sex with his sister.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

My bro-in-law keeps passing me the dutchie. I haven't decidied if I consider that a benefit or not.

Q said...

Does he pass it on the left-hand side?