Tuesday, September 05, 2006

I Need a Digital Camera!!!!

Over the course of one week I have now seen three seperate things that made me curse the fact that I bought a digital camera for my wife and not for myself. The first one occurred when I was on my way to meet up with the Q for a trip to Texarkana and Shreveport. While approaching the new Preston Rd overpass on 121 I saw graffiti painted in purple, blue, and black. Aside from noting that it was obviously done by someone who knew what they were doing I was also taken by the message they wrote next to the picture. In a very emphatic statement written in purple the artist had deemed it neccessary to state, "Pluto is not a planet!" I'm glad to see that the youth of America are so involved with our current scientific events of the day and want to get the word out. On the same trip and same day as the Q and I were making our long and lonely trip to Texarkana we passed what must be the most bad assed retaurant in the world. That's right, the sign said it all. The Q and I went into shocked disbelief and a quiet respect for "Ninja's Restaurant". We dared not enter for fear of being found unworthy. It admittedly didn't look too busy, but I imagine that the stealthy patrons who would enter there are too well trained in the shadowy martial arts for us to detect them. Kick ass! Lastly, the other day while traveling down the highway with my wife, I saw a newer looking Dodge pick up towing a new looking sporty boat. I didn't get a good look at the driver, but he appeared to be in his twenties and doing pretty well for himself. On the back of the boat in large letters he had written, "The Prostidude" which alone was enough to crack me up, but what puushed it over the top was what was written beneath that. Also in very large letters it continued, "AKA Ovarian Assault". All I could say was, "Wow". I couldn't tell from my wife's reaction to it what she thought. Amused or disgusted. I can only imagine the look on the poor father whose daughter gets picked for a day at the lake by this young fellow and doesn't see the inscription on the boat until it's driving off. I wish I could share pictures of all of this with you, but alas I don't yet have a digital camera. Keep it real America.

14 comments:

Q said...

So how hot/big was that "Dude"? That made me laugh outloud while reading it.

Q said...

I was thinking last night how to get into "the buisness". Do you think prostidudes have pimps?

Q said...

I may have a new job!

Q said...

Eff me I am so bored!!!!!!!

Gyuss Baaltar said...

Dagromm, just borrow your wife's digital camera. The one she uses to send me...er...I've said to much
gotta go

Q said...

too late Gyuss, I already completed the connect four.

Dagromm said...

man this is hard to look at with all those crazy wolf balls.

cyberman said...

All of you crack my ass up... including your post, Dags!

cyberman said...

Q, I told you they were wolf balls.

Q said...

Thats what you tell about every pair of balls though, AnalD. How was I supposed to beleive you this time, kind of similar to the parabal about the boy that cried balls. Or was that wolf, I don't even remember anymore.

Q said...

And that was tell me about every pair of balls, sorry for any confusion.

Q said...

I changed it, are you guys happy? It should update on your blog in a bit. A-Holes!

cyberman said...

I'm going to miss those hairy lobes of testicular goodness.

Dagromm said...

Testicular goodness? I thought that was just me.