Thursday, October 26, 2006

Victory!!

I wanted to take a minute to relate a conversation I recently had over lunch. It was about a week a go when I went to lunch with two acquaintances of mine at a local bistro that is a favorite of ours due to the outstanding waitstaff. During the course of the meal, one of these acquaintances made a comment that shocked both myself and the other party. This person was of the firm state of mind that pornography was not real. He seemed to think that it was all just special effects and that everything you saw in movies or online was not real. Well the offended other party and myself were aghast at such a notion. We asked several times to clarify his opinion, but he was resolute that it couldn't possibly be real. So for the next several moments we did our best to persuade him that the intercourse was not fabricated and was indeed happening on film (a thought that he could never come to grips with), until we were interrupted by our waitress and one of the parties shouted out "urine" to cover up for our illicit pornography talk.

5 comments:

Gyuss Baaltar said...

I will take it upon myself to study this issue in great depth and shall report in later.

Woe is my sacrifice!

cyberman said...

Perhaps your acquantaince that said porn wasn't real actually meant that it was indeed real intercourse but the story lines about a plumber and a girl who needed her pipes looked at was the fake bit. That they were actually actors playing out parts... albiet real sex but fake characters. Maybe.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

I'm dialing plumbers now....this is really painful research

Q said...

No I think Dagromm was pretty clear that the other party was positive that the porn was not real. What was the name of this bistro I am in need of a place to get serviced. Porn not real, what a fool.

cyberman said...

Dags, stop blogging and start reading!!!!!!!!!