Thursday, December 28, 2006

All Aboard Dagromm's Freedom Bus!!
Always on the lookout for new ways to inspire the troops in their riteous quest to exterminate evil (The Corner of the Q & The Cave of Gyuss) from the world the forces of good have unveiled their newest weapon, the Freedom Bus. The Freedom Bus was masterfully designed and crafted by the sharpest mechanical minds of West Virginia. It has the ability to accerate from 0-60 in 4.2 seconds, can demolish a 93 Crown Victoria, and has a leather interior. Already a tour with Big Foot is planned with stops in Charlotte, N.C.; Darlington, S.C.; Martinsville, VA; and Mobile AL. All who want to promote a better way of life and fend off the moral decay are welcome to take a ride on the Freedom Bus!

3 comments:

Q said...

Accerate from 0-60 in 4.2 seconds huh?

Dagromm said...

Yeah, it kicks ass. Your ass! Not the ass of freedom, because we're all about freedom.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

Yes sir! Freedom, sir!