Tuesday, December 26, 2006

Enemy Leaders Caught on Tape

Our ever active network of covert operatives recently recorded the following conversation between the Q and Gyuss Baltaar with their highest ranking generals as they were sent reeling by the previous week's military activity. As can be seen they were not prepared for the onslaught that was brought upon them. What follows is a transcript from that conversation.

Q-Boy, that escalated quickly. I mean, that really got out of hand fast.

Gyuss- It jumped up a notch.

Q- It did, didn't it?

General Brick-Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart.

Q-I saw that.Brick killed a guy.

Gyuss- Did you throw a trident?

General Brick- Yeah.There were horses and a man on fire and I killed a guy with a trident.

Q-I've been meaning to talk to you about that. Find yourself a safe house or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder. I'm proud of you fellas. You kept your head on a swivel.

And it better stay on a swivel deviants, because a mercilous justice machine is coming after you!


Gyuss Baaltar said...


How did that get out? There were only three of us there...

/starts eying the suspicious bulge Q has been wearing

//yeah I said bulge

Q said...

That isn't a recorder Gyuss, I am just happy to see you...Seriously