Wednesday, February 28, 2007

Numbers Game

I purported to Plug on her blog the other day that I think that all men love lists. I don't know why. Maybe it's just some innate need to have order in our lives. Maybe it's a need to know what value things have in life. I'm not sure. I do know that I have many, many, many lists. Not all of them are written down. Most are "in general" rankings that I keep in my head. I know that in talking about good movie stars and such, I used to throw out to Q and CyberD that a certain woman was good looking, but not in my top five, or ten, or fifty, or even hundred. Finally, Q and CyberD each did me one better and actually put pen to paper and made their top 100 lists of famous women. CyberD went the farthest by creating a dossier of each woman including where her family lives and predictions where she might be found should he ever be in the area.

I have lists for an innumerable amount of subjects. For instance, I can tell you that my top actor in the last twenty years is John Cusack, followed by Ralph Macchio and William H. Macy. I can tell you that my top 10 rappers turned actors are 1) Ice Cube 2)Mark Wahlberg 3)Will Smith 4) Ice T 5) The Fat Boys 6) Queen Latifah 7)DMX 8) Tupac 9)Eve 10) Snoop. I can also tell you that in unarmed combat I am the second deadliest person I know. I don't want to tell you where you all rank as I'm afraid it might hurt some feelings.

11 comments:

Q said...

CyberD is numero uno as far as the most deadly people I know, Dagromm don't fret 'cause you run a close 23rd to him...

Dagromm said...

As always, I can't even begin to tell you how wrong your list is. Dare I mention, Blue Cantrell? or Dido?

cyberman said...

Why thank you, Q. I don't work on these "guns" for nothing.

As far as lists, go... yes, our illustrious top most famous women list will go down in the anals of history... or at least Q's anals of history.

Other great lists include top movies of all time, top fast food restaurants of all time, and top beanie babies of all time. I think Dagromm came up with that last one. That was during his plush collectors phase.

fringes said...

You guys are funny. Thanks for letting me play.

plug said...

"anals" of history? Annals. It's all bum with you guys isn't it?

Q said...

Sodomy!

Q said...

Blue Cantrell was hot, I don't care what you say Dagromm...

Dagromm said...

I say she was hot. Just not top ten hot.

Q said...

She was rotated out of my top ten shortly after achieving that status. She was hot...

mist1 said...

I love lists. I make them every night. I make lists on colorful index cards because, yes, I am obsessive like that.

Dagromm said...

Hi Mist-I make lots of lists while in meetings at work. That way I look I'm concentrating and taking notes.