Friday, February 16, 2007

A Series of Unfortunate Events
No, this one isn't about me or my life. This is more a similarity I see between the Series of Unfortunate Events books and the current confusion over the daughter of Anna Nicole Smith. In both situations there seems to be somewhat curious circumstances surrounding the deaths of the parent(s). Also the child(ren) are being fought over because of possibly dubious reasons. It occurs to me that whomever gets custody of the child will be granted a substantial windfall. I can't help but wonder if these things aren't interrelated, and what worst of all the child(ren) are the ones that are left to suffer.


I can't as a good Christian man stand to watch a child be torn apart by self serving, greedy people. It makes me sick. This isn't to say that Anna Nicole would have been a great mother, in fact that probably isn't the case at all. But at least she was the mother. No this child deserves better than that. So I am officially putting my name in the hat for custody of the child. I will even offer that it's possible that I am her father. When the blindfold is on who really knows, right? So please stop all of this fighting and send my baby to her rightful home. The House of Dagromm is open to her. I will love her and care for her with as much attention as I can. My two resident children would love another sibling. Yes, I think it would be best. Also when you make the check out to me, please remember there are two m's in Dagromm.

6 comments:

Gyuss Baaltar said...

As I mentioned to Mrs. Gyuss, I think there is a real possibility I am the child's father.

Apparently Anna Nicole never came in contact with a man she didn't sleep with.


I'd like to count all those hours I spent with her Guess jeans ads as contact.

Q said...

I actually own Anna Nichol Smith Exposed on DVD. So I think that it is pretty evident that I am the babies father. Also the baby has blue eyes and neither of you guys have blue eyes. So science undoubtedly proves that the baby girl is mine. That might be the first and last time that you ever hear me say that again...

Gyuss Baaltar said...

how would you rate the dvd, q? a- ?

Q said...

Preliminarily an A- but upon further thought I would have to go with an E+...

mist1 said...

I wish somebody would take custody over me. I can't manage looking like this and taking care of my everyday life.

Dagromm said...

Mist, if I can talk my wife into it then we might be able to strike a deal.