Tuesday, March 27, 2007

A Dark Omen on the Highway

I was headed home from work last week when it happened. The skies had been cloudy all day, but it wasn't until I left the shelter of the office that the rain began to fall. Almost immediately there were flashes of lightening, and they were nearby. I started my drive home a little wet, and bemused that the weather had decided to wait until now to unleash hell. Hazy gray clouds, a torrent of rain, and bolts of lightening arching across the sky, all on a day when I was looking forward to coaching soccer practice. "Oh well", I thought "Those plans are shot".

At least the traffic wasn't bad. Considering the weather, I was making good time. Usually rain like that would have slowed things down. Then as I entered I-35 northbound, I saw it. A black semi with no trailer attached was bearing down on me. It was dusty and worn looking. The grill was battered and plain. As I accelerated to match the highway speed the truck surged past me. The windows were dark and I couldn't see the driver. It looked like one of those scenes that you see in a late night TV movie where the death trucker runs people off the road in his pursuit to kill some hapless target. As the truck moved forward I saw writing on the back of the cab. In 8 inch hellfire red letters was written that this truck was "40 Tons of Thunder". The maximum weight for 18 wheelers in the US is normally 36.2 tons. That means this trucker would always carry at least 3.8 tons of evil. I tried to take a picture with my cell phone and then I exited the highway as quickly as I could. I didn't want to incur this demon truckers wrath. Almost as soon as I got off the highway the rain stopped and the clouds cleared away. By the time I got home it was beautiful outside. I have since checked my cell phone for the picture of the truck with the writing, but it was all a blur. Apparently the supernatural powers of hell would not allow me to capture an image of their dark messenger.

8 comments:

Gyuss Baaltar said...

As the prophet Keanu Reeves would say:

"Whoa!"

Q said...

I have '4 inches of pleasure' written on the back glass of the Tahoe. It seems that demon trucker and I think alike. Scary...

mist1 said...

40 lbs. of Thunder used to be my nickname. Then, I gained weight. Now, I am called 2x the Thunder.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

Mist1,

I refuse to believe. I have an image of you firmly in my mind and I'll never let go.

Never.

Your restraining orders can't make me.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

4 inches?

"----------"

That's six inches. I swear.

Dagromm said...

Avast ye matey!!! Gyuss be tryin' to pirate me blog!!!

heather said...

gyuss, no dissing keanu allowed. lol ;-)
dagromm, nice. cool vivid pictures going through my mind right now.

Dagromm said...

It was all true too. That's the weirdest part.