Thursday, May 31, 2007

Can You Smell What The Quad is Cooking?

After an exhaustive six day search, we believe that our quest maybe over for the newest member of the Quad. It's been a long arduous six day journey that has brought us closer together and made us all take a long introspective look at what it truly means to be a member of the Quad. What in essence are we made of? What makes us unique and a viable team? What the hell did Cyberman ever contribute?
There were focus groups, research meetings, market surveys, etc. to help us decide what qualities within ourselves made the Quad, the Quad. In the end we developed a comprehensive top secret list of attributes that comprise us. We then reviewed applications and did extensive interviews to find that special someone who would be a perfect match. There were many compelling candidates. Celebrities, scholars, religious figures, and friends all sought that most coveted position within our inner circle, but in the end the person we selected was the only one with the requisite level of bad-assness to get any serious consideration. The Quad is now extending a trial membership to......
The Rock

We are looking forward to great things from you Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson. Welcome.

11 comments:

Tera said...

"Bad-assness" Ha! Love it!

Susan said...

This is great!

Dagromm said...

Tera - I checked Roget's Thesaurus for another phrase, but apparently there is no synonym for bad-assness.

Susan - I know. The Rock's people and our people are very excited about the cross marketing opportunities this could open up.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

I support the Rock in the Quad, but I wish he'd quit complimenting me on my pythons.

heather said...

dags, are you fully aware of the fact that by having the rock in the quad you lose your status as the quad member most often heard on international radio? oh wait, that title isn't yours anyway is it? nope, that would go to q.

Q said...

Thank you Heather...

EsLocura said...

the Rock, the Quad, the Bad-Assness, sounds serious, very serious.

Dagromm said...

Gyuss - The Rock knows to respect the founding fathers. That's part of what makes this union work.

Heather - I'm about quality over quantity. 30 seconds of fantastic loving is better than 30 minutes of bad loving. That's my motto.

Q - See above reference/motto.

Eslocura - It is serious. Deadly serious. And this time it's personal.

heather said...

the quality can be faked. the quantity,,,,not so much.

Dagromm said...

oh no!

Tera said...

Uh Gyuss, what does Rock know about your python??? Oh, wait, that was plural...excuse me while I get my min d out of the gutter...