Wednesday, May 02, 2007

A Rift in the Quad???


It's come to my attention that there might be some plotting going on by some in my group of "friends" to my detriment. There have been phone calls, e-mails, and secret rendezvous. I sniffed one out last week and called Cyber D on it. Below is a true and real e-mail exchange between us. I have marked the parts that have been edited in red, which are just our names and e-mail addresses.

From: Cyber D
Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 1:53 PM
To: Dagromm
Subject: Avatar talk

So I’m thinking about embracing the CyberD persona. I’ve fought it for a year but it’s catching on like wild-fire damn it! So much so that I don’t think anybody in blog-country refers to me as cyberman. Don’t get me wrong, I actually think cyberd is more creative than cyberman. It also has a phallic connotation as anytime one uses the letter D by itself it draws certain conclusions. I just wasn’t the one to come up with it first. But here in lies the rub… assuming I could change my avatar name, and if I did… would it loose the luster for folks like Q… or has it already generated a certain amount of momentum that goes beyond any one person?

Cyber D
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From: Dagromm
Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 1:55 PM
To: Cyber D
Subject: RE: Avatar talk

Wow!!!! And I thought I was bored. You've created a whole little world to live in.

Change it. Please.
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From: Cyber D
Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 1:58 PM
To: Dagromm
Subject: RE: Avatar talk

Yeah… my boss is out of town this week and my entire job is basically waiting for him to approve my donor list. Until then I got nothing to do… don’t get me wrong, I could totally create some work… but it wouldn’t be mission critical stuff. So I’m content to sit here and blog… I suppose I should write. So you think I should change it?

Cyber D
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From: Dagromm
Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 1:58 PM
To: Cyber D
Subject: RE: Avatar talk

Yes gawdammit!!!!!!! And post something on your blog
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From: Cyber D
Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 2:01 PM
To: Dagromm
Subject: RE: Avatar talk

I did, mother Fer!!!!!!!! So go refresh your damn browser why don’t you!!!!!!!!!!!!! And I just may change it but it’s going to include an entire post dedicated to the change so I’m not doing it yet.

Cyber D
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From: Dagromm
Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 2:01 PM
To: Cyber D
Subject: RE: Avatar talk

Thank you Lord Baby Jesus!!!
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From: Cyber D
Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 2:03 PM
To: Dagromm
Subject: RE: Avatar talk

You’re welcome, Holy Baby Jesus Santa

Cyber D
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From: Dagromm
Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 2:04 PM
To: Cyber D
Subject: RE: Avatar talk

So why didn't you invite me to Bone Daddy's with you and Q?
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From: Cyber D
Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 2:05 PM
To: Dagromm
Subject: RE: Avatar talk

It wasn’t confirmed yet. Can you come?

Cyber D
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From: Dagromm
Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 2:06 PM
To: Cyber D
Subject: RE: Avatar talk

I'm coming right now. YYYEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
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From: Cyber D
Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 2:08 PM
To: Dagromm
Subject: RE: Avatar talk

No, Tater-nuts… can you join us for lunch?

Cyber D
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From: Dagromm
Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 2:08 PM
To: Cyber D
Subject: RE: Avatar talk

IFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I'm invited I could probably make time.
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From: Cyber D
Sent: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 2:11 PM
To: Dagromm
Subject: RE: Avatar talk

Holy Mary Mother of…. You’re INVITED!!!!!!! Friday. I don’t know what f-ing time but Friday.

Cyber D
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Note three things 1) That we actually do refer to "Q" as "Q" amongst ourselves 2) Cyber D likes to sign his name A LOT and 3)How I totally impose my will on Cyber D to get invited to lunch.

30 comments:

cyber D said...

Regarding your conclusions...

1)We call Q the Q because in truth that IS his real name. Thanks for totally letting his secret out of the bag, Dags!

2) I don't LIKE to sign my name. My Outlook program automatically populates the end of all my emails with my name.

3) You just think you imposed your will. In reality it was one big plan to get you to pay for lunch. So there, you big douche!

Dagromm said...

Cyber D-
1) What
2) Ev
3) Er

fringes said...

Funny.

heather said...

there are times when as a female i get a glimpse into the semi-private world of males. it's kinda frightening that the world was in your hands for so long. explains a lot though. ;-)

Dagromm said...

fringes - The funny part to me is how much I post, that I think readers think is made up. There is a percentage that is artistic license, but the majority of it is true.

heather - I don't understand the word "was" in you blogment.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

So I don't get an invite to Friday lunch?

~sniff~

LIT said...

I'm with you, Heather---100%. Maybe "was" should be in all caps.

Q said...

Gyuss, I told them to invite you and we would call and put you on speaker phone at the table.

heather said...

you're right lit, i don't use caps on a regular basis but i think the was in my comment deserves it.

dags, the world WAS in your hands, it is slowly being wrested away and ficed, one tiny bit at a time.

Dagromm said...

Q - That's funny, because I know you won't put me on speaker phone any more.

Gyuss, Lit, and Heather - I refuse to be manipulated into these conversations.

dukehogwild said...

you're blogtastic...i'll be coming back

Tera said...

Wow, what an interesting dialogue! LMAO @ Tater-Nuts!!!

I think Heather also makes a good point!

Dagromm said...

dukehogwild - Thanks, and truthfully your blog scares me.

Tera - I don't even know what tater-nuts means, all I did was copy and paste.
I'm not sure what point of Heather's that you're referring to.

Goo said...

I understood "tater-nuts" to be some bizarre snack hybrid of tater tots and corn nuts resulting in tasty, deep-fried goodness. Could I be wrong?

Gyuss Baaltar said...

The greatest thing about this post:

There is no doubt in my mind that these emails are 100% real. No embellishment neeeded for great entertainment.

But that's how we roll.

Dagromm said...

Goo - You got me. I didn't come up with it, but it didn't sound like something I wanted an explanation on.

Gyuss - You know it. I often wish I had transcripts of a lot of our dialogues. There was very little embellishment in the previous post as well. I think I'll go back and highlight that in red as well. Go back and check it out.

Tera said...

"there are times when as a female i get a glimpse into the semi-private world of males. it's kinda frightening that the world was in your hands for so long..." And please understand Dag that I think it's a good point not necessarily as it pertains to you, but a couple MEN that I know in general. LOL!

Hey, us women get excited at the chance of those tiny "glimpses!" ;-)

heather said...

lmao, hey tera, i'm thinking of forming a female version of the quad. wanna join. lol i officially love you, sorry g-man.

how is it that ~no~ one has mentioned that i managed to type 'fixed' wrong?? i mean of all the words to type in wrong. lol

Dagromm said...

Tera - Don't worry. I know it didn't pertain to me, because I don't run shit.

Heather - I thought it was wrong, but didn't say anything just in case it was a big word that I didn't know.

Tera said...

Heather you're awesome! LMAO!!! I think that's a great idea...uh, but from what I have read/learned so far about "the guys" (and I hope I'm not getting into trouble here), do you think they are up for it? Can they handle it?!!!

Dagromm said...

Tera/Heather - We can definitely handle it, but understand there are some bylaws we have in the Quad that we would expect you to follow with your own group. We meet once every two weeks for lunch, once every month for pedicures, and at least once a year for a sleep over and lingerie party.
We would understand if distance kept you all from doing the first two things as frequently, but the last one is really important.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

photo and/or video evidence is required of the last one.

If you have any technical difficulties, just call us. We all have a nice assortment of stalking err...I mean surveillance...err...I mean home video hobby equipment

cyber D said...

They speak the truth.

heather said...

oh we'll record, you can be sure of that. lol too bad you'll never gain access to the recordings though. ~maybe~ if you're real good we'll tell you some of what happens though. ;-)

heather said...

(i noticed q was quiet, could be fringes is reigning him in??)

cyber D said...

ooooh, goody, goody, goody. Do I get to start making "whip-crack" sound effects?

Gyuss Baaltar said...

The day that Cyberman gets to call someone else whipped

I never thought I'd see it.

cyber D said...

No kidding...

Dagromm said...

Yeah Q, better be careful or else I'll take over his blog and he will NOT like it.

Q said...

You guys shut up. I am not...Yes dear I am on my way...