Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Information You Need To Know

Here at the House of Dagromm, we try to keep our readers up to date with the latest information so that they can live the most complete lives possible. According to calorie-count.com it takes two hours of vigorous sexual activity to burn off one can of coke. http://www.calorie-count.com/calories/activity/368.html

FYI, I'm about to consume a twenty four pack of coke.

12 comments:

Q said...

So you are going to be stuck with 23 6/7ths cans of Coke worth of calories. Why not just have a few sips and net 0 calories in that transaction?

Cyber D said...

Nice one, Q! High five!

Dagromm said...

Q - Ummmmm.....no?

Cyber D - Don't pretend you understand math!

Churlita said...

It's not saying that you get to have two hours of vigorous sex if you drink a can of Coke, it just says that's what you'd need to burn it off. if they guaranteed the sex, I'd be drinking a case.

Dagromm said...

Churlita - I'm not entirely sure your right on that. That would be like false advertising wouldn't it?

Cyber D said...

I understand math, my friend! It's YOU who doesn't understand math, you mathless no-math knowing, anti-math-head!

NoRegrets said...

What about diet coke?

Gyuss Baaltar said...

This implies having a partner for burning the calories, but I know for a fact that your married.

Tera said...

Dagromm, My Sweet, this is music to my ears! Excuse me while I stretch and do some squats in preparation...

P.S. Q, you crack me up! LMFAO!!!

Dagromm said...

Cyber D - Nuh Uh!

Nore - Diet Coke makes a man impotent. I heard that in church so I'm sure it is in the Bible.

Gyuss - I've got no come back. You win.

Tera - I've been conserving my energy all day. I didn't want to waste any of the precious calories by doing things like walking or working. Don't encourage Q. In anything.

heather said...

diet coke plus

fewer calories = positive results from your workout and not just struggling to maintain.

added b vitamins = more stamina with which to enjoy your workout.

Dagromm said...

Heather - I thought that diet sodas killed people.