Friday, July 27, 2007

More Text Pics


Since there's been such a ground swell of interest about the text messages and pictures that get shared between the Crotch Wizards I thought that I would pull back the curtain, as they say, and give the fans a glimpse at the never before seen inner workings of the group. In this House of Dagromm exclusive you the normal human mortal will get a chance to permeate some of the secret mechanisms that transpire between the Crotch Wizards. The two text message pics that you will see were sent by Dagromm himself by cell phone to one of his lieutenants in the Crotch Wizards, Q. The reason? It's hard to say, but it is suspected that Q is the only one of the group whose phone is set up to receive the pictures.



The first one was sent in June.


Big Kisses?

The second one was sent on July 12th of this year.

Thinking of you.

Much like the mystery surrounding Stone Henge and Easter Island, people will speculate for years what the ramifications of these messages truly are. Do they allude to knowledge of a higher power? Are they part of some secret language or code that can't be unlocked without the discovery of a Rosetta Stone? Does this mean there is intelligent life on other planets? Will David Faustino ever get another television show?

The world may never know.

14 comments:

Cyber D said...

Oh how the mortals grasp for understanding of our ways. And by the way... my work phone can accept pictures through text so don't hold out on my account.

Susan said...

It takes a big man to send big kisses to another man.

Dagromm said...

Cyber D - I know they want to know, but I don't think they can comprehend our complexities.

Susan - Don't worry, I am a big man.....where it counts!!! I mean, what exactly is "average" anyway? I think that's been argued for years by pundits. So, form a vantage point it could be viewed that... Oh damn.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

I feel outted

Q said...

I feel aroused

Dagromm said...

Gyuss - The multivaried complex workings of the Crotch Wizards is something that should be shared with the world. I've been saying that for years at our tribunal hearings. It's time that you finally listened.

Q - I understand that my decision to release some of our coveted correspondence has aroused a desire in you to continue to share our knowledge with a world that desperately needs it.

Churlita said...

It's always nice to see guys who aren't afraid to express their man love.

Q said...

Dagromm, not really. In fact I would prefer to keep all correspondence classified.

Dagromm said...

Churlita - If by "man love" you mean the theories and revelations that control the ever changing miasma that is the universe, then yes, we are not afraid to express them.

Q - Mankind must be made privy to this knowledge and decide for themselves what to do with it!!!

Kofi said...

Now this is what cameras should be used for.

Dagromm said...

Kofi - Thanks! I don't have anything against what Tera uses them for either. In fact i'd like to encourage it. And then I'd like to encourage sending me those pics.

heather said...

chocolate kisses and colon cleanser?

~this~ is what i need a cell phone for?

yeah right, i'll get right on it. lol

Tera said...

Dagromm, you have no proof to support that statement!

Dagromm said...

Heather - It's the best reason to own a phone!

Tera - Don't be so sure! If you want to send me some proof though, I'm cool with that.