Friday, August 10, 2007


If you like your westerns with a Muy Thai twist then this movie is for you. Loads of action scenes, the likes of which seem to make perfect sense in foreign movies. As opposed to other westerns in which the hero rides in on a huge white stallion, this hero rides in standing on a rocket! He then commits to kicking so much ass that this movie can't help but be a winner.

Mix in a villainous tractor dealer, mystics with magical powers, and the threat of a cannibalistic evil henchman and this movie has all of the ingredients for a recurring franchise. I know what you're thinking, "This sounds exactly like Unforgiven", but trust me it's different.

So, when you get the chance add Dynamite Warrior to your online movie que, get your curry noodles ready, sit back and enjoy. This movie earns a solid A-.


Tera said...

The most Western I am exposed to is Gunsmoke, and the Adventures of Q!

Gyuss Baaltar said...

Zowie! It's got a Netflix rating of 1 star! I'll get it on Tuesday.

EsLocura said...

I love westerns without real cowboys. sadly I live in a land where I don't think I'll be able to get that movie, I think it's because that Cyber person is petitioning congress against rainbows and westerns for Puerto Rico.

Dagromm said...

Tera - I'm so sorry. At least that's better than Wild Wild West with Will Smith and Kevin Kline.

Gus - I don't use Netflix so I have to imagine 1 star is the highest rating something can get. It's worth it.

Eslocura - I apologize for the fact that CyberD gets so much joy out of the oppression of others.

Churlita said...

I don't know, that rocket thing is pretty phallic. Is this some kind of homo-erotic adventure?

Dagromm said...

Churlita - No, but there was a part that involved the menstrual blood of a virgin with a specific zodiac sign. If that's not hard core western then I don't know what is.