Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Some Decisions

I've made a few decisions that I thought I'd share. First of all Lasic surgery is for losers. I like contacts and glasses. I get to change up my look. Sometimes I look like the professor with the smokin' hot bod. Other times I'm the sporty looking guy with the smokin' hot bod. So, you can keep your stupid Lasic surgery. I don't need it.

Next, big screen hi-def plasma T.V.'s suck. It totally ruins the look of your room when you can't have that massive space consuming entertainment center. Where are you gonna store all of those old VHS tapes??? Sure you could still put the T.V. on an entertainment center, but then you're just being stupid. So they suck.

Third, new luxury cars BLOW. Why would you want to drive some comfy shiny piece of crap when you could be like a real American and drive a shitty old Mustang? I believe that every trip should be an adventure and there's no bigger adventure then not knowing if you're going to make it to your destination every time you strap the seat belt on. So you can keep your Cadillacs, Mercedes, BMW's, etc. I'm not interested.

Lobster dinners at fancy restaraunts are awful. Who would want that? Not me, I tell you.

Playstation 3's? Garbage.

Stays at resorts and spas? Crap.

Having people cook, clean, do your lawn? Stupid. Really really stupid. Just so stupid!!!

24 comments:

Churlita said...

What do they call that line of thinking? Sweet lemons? I'm all for it. Anything I can't afford must really suck...So, that includes almost everything in the world. Who needs indoor plumbing and electricity?

Dagromm said...

Churlita - You got it!! That stuff is for douche bags!

Cyber D said...

douche bags and really really rich people... who, I suppose... are all douche bags anyway.

EsLocura said...

Amen my brother, Amen! I am going to fire my housekeeper first thing in the morning, trash my new cell and refuse to wash my new car.

Dagromm said...

Cyber D - Eat the rich!

Eslocura - Are you rich? Hey, so what are you doing later? Maybe we could hang out. I've always thought we'd get along smashingly.

Kofi said...

I've heard more horror stories than glamor stories, as far as eye-jobs go. Give me glasses any day.

LIT said...

I love you, Darlin'. You are, indeed, my son. And yes, we are "red car people" if it's a gift.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

I agree, down with the PS3!

However, my 52 inch TV and the Lasik eyes I watch it with are AWESOME

EsLocura said...

rich? it's a relative term is it not? but yeah let's hang out, of course that would require you flying out to PR, it's a trivial detail, however

Susan said...

First class tickets suck. Flying coach on for four hours with no AC is totally the way to go.

Goo said...

GB:
The lasik must have really screwed up your vision if you're now claiming that thing is 52 inches.

Dagromm said...

Kofi - That's because only desperate losers would ever try to get Lasik.

Lit - I stick to my guns. I've never owned a red car.

Gyuss - You just proved my earlier point. See Kofi, I speak the truth.

Eslocura - You better be careful. You might end up with a number of people showing up unexpectedly on your doorstep. If I came would I get to meet Juan Gonzalez?

Susan - I can't believe that I forgot to mention that!! First class??? Ha! Ass class!!!

Goo - He was screwed up long before surgery.

plug said...

I'd like to add that dining room chairs are for wusses. Also cable TV.

Cyber D said...

So where do we draw the line on this? I mean I know you mentioned the yard man... so I guess I'll be firing mine tomorrow. But what about my home security system, my live-in butler, and my private jet.

Tera said...

This is SO totally why I drive a Ford Focus and shop at Payless!

Tera said...

Uh, and by the way, Dagromm...hellllooo? I CAN READ...you know, like...your response to Eslocura

Gyuss Baaltar said...

Dagromm, I appreciate you putting my son through college so I can afford these wonderful toys

Dagromm said...

Plug - I would go a step further and say that dining rooms are stupid. I'll eat on a TV tray every day of the week.

Cyber D - Oh no!!! You are so far into douche-baggery that I don't know where to start.

Tera - I know what you mean. Doing otherwise is for people that don't know better.

Tera - You'll have to forgive me, I think she's rich. We call that marrying up.

Dagromm said...

Gus Bladder - It's just public school buddy!

Nina said...

liar.

heather said...

dags, haven't you heard!!?? es is the queen of puetro fuckin rico man.
sorry, lol, kind felt like cheech marin for a second there.

~nice~ jab there goo! :-)

i saw this last night and started singing 'favorite things' from the sound of music...only changing the words a bit. i only managed to come up with one line though before i came up empty. maybe you guys can add too it.

Dagromm said...

Nina - ouch?

Heather - Yeah I heard. I figured out her secret. I'm hoping she can make me a kick ass duke or something.

Cyber D said...

Or a leader formerly known as King!

heather said...

lol, i put down the one line i thought of. i must have been tired.

weeklong vacations in exotic locations,