Thursday, September 27, 2007


I asked to be included in the newest interview chain on Eslocura's blog the other day as I love talking about myself. She responded magnificently and I will use this post to answer the interview questions that I was posed.

1) As queen of Puerto Rico, I have the power to declare "Dagromm Day", what special events/activities mark this auspicious occasion?

This is a great question Eslocura and I can only assume that you ask, because it was already being planned. I think that any Dagromm Day would have to include a large cook out/barbecue, because I like to chill at the grill and show my skill which is totally ill. A frisbee football tournament would be called for, because it would be a physical activity that doesn’t require too much athleticism and is exactly the kind of thing I excel at. Everyone would be required to walk around in only their bathing suits all day whether they live near water or not. This might not be a pretty sight every where, but it would be where ever I am!

2) This isn't an original question but I like it, so am using it. If you could meet one person from any era, who would it be and what would you ask him or her?

I’ve actually never been asked this question and there are several people through out history that I admire. Ben Franklin and Mark Twain both come to mind as being great and creative minds. J. K. Rowling would be fun to meet since I’m such a Harry Potter fan. Ultimately, I decided on Jenna Jameson. Besides being a parent like me; she’s rich, hot, and is a major player in the adult entertainment industry. All are things that I aspire to. I’d stand back, give her the look, and ask, “Would ya?”

3) As a family man, what words of wisdom or traits do you hope to teach your children?

I hope my kids learn about responsibility, compassion, problem solving, and confidence in their own potential. If they learn those things then I will feel successful as a parent.

4) Rumor has it that the "crotch wizards" are being closely monitored by special forces, with possible arrests imminent. Do you jump ship and take an "every wizard for himself stand" or go with "no man left behind" and why?

There is no question that any one of us would abandon ship at the slightest sign of trouble. Cyber D would be the one most likely to try and trip us on his way out the door. There is an old saying that when you and your friend are out camping in the woods and are attacked by an enraged bear. You don’t have to be able to out run the bear. You just have to be able to outrun your friend.

Why? Because as much as we all like each other we would also take pride in being the last living Crotch Wizard. I’ve already had my t-shirt printed up with that on it and prepared eulogies for the others. (Fingers crossed)

5) You found a magic mirror, it has the ability to let you see your future, would you want to see what it holds, and why or why not?

Without a doubt, I would look. The chance that it might help me to change things for the better would be to great a motivation. Even though it would show sad times I think it would also make several instances less scary, because I would know that things turn out ok.

26 comments:

Tera said...

Great questions and interview!!! Um Dagromm, are like one of those rapper guys? And hell to the no I'm not wearing any damned bathing suit at the barbeque!!!

LMAO @ Cyber tripping the others on the way out! Ha!

Dagromm said...

Tera - It is known
that I own
the microphone.

jaz said...

dagromm, please tell me you are not making active plans to ensure you are the last remaining wizard.

I am bad to the bone and known to get it on with the microphone, homes.

Dagromm said...

jaz - I have many intricate and subtle agendas. Considering everyone's lifestyles, I think I'm safe in predicting that I will out last the others.

heather said...

*psst, tera, the only reason dags owns the mic is cause no one else would let him use thiers more than once.*

dags, you talk tough but all of you know that if any of you were ever in any real danger/trouble the others would have your back in a heartbeat. don't even try to deny it. none of us would believe you anyway.

EsLocura said...

thank you for participating and please know that I am currently planning "dagromm day", it sounds like a pretty fun day given the grill/skill/ill thing and I am intrigued by the microphone.

Susan said...

Whoa. Does that mean all the babe counterparts to the crotch wizards would be your ladies? Boy are you going to be busy..

Nina said...

Seriously, "crotch wizards"?! I've been away far too long!

Dagromm said...

Heather - I stand by what I said that Cyber D would sacrifice us without hesitation or remorse.

Eslocura - It's going to be the best Dagromm Day ever!!! I'll come down and freestyle on the main stage for you.

Susan - I already thought that was the case.

Nina - You have been gone too long. We assumed the identity of the Crotch Wizards shortly after the annual Blog Weekend to shield ourselves from all the trouble that the Quad got into.

Q said...

Dagromm is very good with a 'microphone' if you know what I mean. Well as long as it isn't his own 'microphone', he doesn't really know what to do with that one.

NoRegrets said...

I guess you are a glass half full type of person, since you assume when you look in the mirror that all will be well...

Churlita said...

You really are optimistic. I suppose if I were as good with a microphone as you seem to be, I'd be looking on the bright side of life more often too.

Dagromm said...

Q - I challenge you to a rap battle!!!

Nore - When what you look at in the mirror is as nice as what I see, you can't help but think everything is going to be ok.

Churlita - I've survived every challenge so far. Not everything has gone the way that I want them to, but nothing's been as bad as it maybe seemed at the time.

Tera said...

Heather, thanks for clearing that one up! Tee hee hee!

DAGROMM...It. Is. On! Interview me!

Dagromm said...

Tera - You asked for it! The questions will come this weekend.

Cyber D said...

It's not so much "selling out" or "sacrificing" a friend but more about reaching ones own fullest potential. That's how I see it anyway.

Dagromm said...

Cyber D - Way to stay true to yourself.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

I already made a deal with the prosecutors. They get CyberD, Dagromm, Q and player to be named later in exchange for me doing time in minimum security summer camp prison.

jaz said...

gyuss--I think I used to work there.

heather said...

what dags failed to mention is that every mirror in his house is covered with a lifesized picture of david beckham.

Dagromm said...

Gus - They already freed Paris. You missed your opportunity.

Jaz - Did you meet Paris Hilton?

Heather - The Beckham pictures are taped to the inside of my locker.

heather said...

you wouldn't happen to have a bucket in the bottom of your locker would you?


cause that would just be sick. ;-)

LIT said...

Re question #3: That is an awesome response. I think I know how you will feel.

EsLocura said...

I want to be interviewed, because frankly I need something to post and I told tera I am asking for everyone to interview me, so go ahead, I'm waiting.

Dagromm said...

Heather - I'm going to say that I have no idea what you're talking about. and then I'm going to quickly nudge the bucket out of view with my foot.

Lit - Thanks. Here's hoping!

Eslocura - You've got it. Give me a couple of days to clear out some time to write them, but expect some hard hitting questions!

fringes said...

Eslocura can make the most ordinary people sound important. Err, or something like that. You know what I mean. Good questions and answers.