Tuesday, March 11, 2008

An E-Mail I recently Received For Real

I recently received this e-mail from a dear friend of mine. For your edification, I thought I would share.

From: Big Dirty
Sent: Friday, March 07, 2008 1:29 PM
To: 'Dagromm'
Subject: Fuck This!!

Hey Dags,

I know how much you hate getting chain letters, forwarded news stories, and really hot trim (ha ha ha!!!) but you need to see
this. Do you think it's for real???

At first I was like, "This is really scary", then I was like, "Man that chick is hot and totally about to give it up to that black dude. I wonder which one is about to drop some V.D. on the other? Man she's hot." Then I got to thinking that maybe they're just making all this stuff up to keep guys away from all the hot girls. More for them, right? Like weapons of mass destruction in Afganistan or Iraq or Korea or wherever.

Then I was like, "Hey, even if this is true then there's a lot of chicks out there that like to party and they're going to get pretty desperate what with news stories coming out about their infected va-jay-jays". They're going to be willing to kill for some Big Dirty!!!!

I know, what you're thinking now and I'm way ahead of you. I've already e-mailed the CDC to try and get a list of all the girls that were involved that like to do it. This is awesome! I love the government. I knew people paid taxes for a reason. Hot damn!

Stay Krunk on the Junk,
Big Dirty

For clarification purposes, that was not what I was thinking.


Cyber D said...

Man I hate that guy!

Dagromm said...

Cyber D - Big Dirty or the guy in the picture on CNN who is about to get some?

Gyuss Baaltar said...

Yunno, I was just thinking to myself today "What the hell was I thinking with my prudish moral standards when I was in high school?"

This just proves how I wasted my youth.

NoRegrets said...

Ah, it was so nice to be a teenager when there were no STDs.

At least that's what all the guys told me.

fringes said...

The myths propagated by the media are disgusting. The only time black men can be used in stock photos is when the article is about criminality or sexually transmitted disease? And good dancing, I guess. There are always those articles about the comeback of break dancing.

Cyber D said...


heather said...

hmmm, the photo i saw was of da vinci's human anatomy and a stethoscope. must be they changed it.

but that's besides the point. cheeks will never have sex. i'm gonna work on collecting horror stories and plaster her bedroom walls with pictures and news articles.

or will that just encourage her?

Kofi said...

I should have clicked on the link at work but I wasn't quite sure where the link would take me. I missed the pic as well.

Tera said...

I truly think these teenage girls need to stop being so loose with their vajay-jays. In my mother's line of work, every day, she's seeing girls at 12 and 13 pregnant, 18 already at risk for cervical cancer because of contracting STD's on a regular basis, and she has a client who is 21 and just had her 6th child...truly absurd!

Dagromm said...

Gyuss - Your prudish standards were a result of your lack of other options in high school.

Nore - I'm with you. I'm glad they weren't invented till recently.

Fringes - I thought the same thing when I read the article. Why did they need a picture for this article and then why did they have to throw this on the brother?

Cyber D - I know what you mean, but at least you respect one of them a little bit.

Heather - What kind of pictures? Q can point you to some truly disturbing websites if you need help.

Kofi - The picture they had on CNN still made me feel uncomfortable at work, but it wasn't really bad.

Tera - Sixth child at any age is uncalled for, in my opinion. 12 and 13? That's scary stuff.

heather said...

i'm sure he could but that's not quite what i meant. lol
i'm thinking more along the lines of those horror pictures you see at the dentist office.
do scare tactics ever work?

Susan said...

One more reason for me not to have children. I do not want to tell my daughter to make sure her "va-jay-jay" doesn't get any "VD gifts" no matter what a guy tells her VD means.

Goo said...

Heather, what kind of dentist puts scary pictures of venereal disease on their walls? It would definitely work to keep me from going back to the dentist.

NoRegrets said...

I wonder if scare tactics ever work... Not sure putting pictures up would be a scare tactic though. Might cause nightmares. Which would then lead to therapy. Which isn't so bad, but then she might sleep with her therapist, so make sure you put up an evil Freud picture too.

Dagromm said...

Heather - I work with dental offices now and I avoid those pictures at all costs. I also avoid smiling. It's tough being surrounded by people who all have perfect teeth.

Susan - I concur. You also get all sorts of headaches when you try to coach them in soccer. Much more drama then the boys.

Goo - It's a multi-purpose dentist/gynocologist. The chairs are really scary!

Dagromm said...

Nore - I think the article proves that if the girl in question is a teenager then she will definitely sleep with her therapist.

Goo said...

Thank you, Dags, for the clarification. The phrase "Open wide" now has a whole new meaning.

Cyber D said...

Bada Bing! That was hilarious!

Churlita said...

Yeah. I think they did change it. I really wanted to see the other one. It sounds WAY hotter.

Dagromm said...

Goo - I'm glad I could elucidate.

Cyber D - Hilarious or disturbing.

Churlita - They did change the picture. If somebody can send me a copy of the old photo then I'll post it.

LIT said...

Yeah, I missed the original picture too.

Maybe this is my lucky day! Maybe I won the Powerball; but I won't check until morning. Otherwise I'd stay awake all night planning what to do with the money. I probably would have been awake all night if I'd seen the picture too.

It does sound like that guy chose an appropriate name though.