Tuesday, May 09, 2006

David Blaine Goes for World Record in Lame-ness
















How desperate is network television in America where they will take up an hour and a half of primetime television on crap like this. Do we have some reason to believe that David Blaine was going to be able to break this record? Is he more trained than professional swimmers and divers? Did anybody really want to see him live through this? It's a sad state of things when you make a living doing card tricks and then take a step down into taking up dares for money. David Blaine is like the network version of Bumfights. I expect his next "great stunt" will be to grow his fingernails longer than the world record or produce the world's largest dump.
For all you Blaine fans, seek help.

1 comment:

Q said...

Whatever I already have that record, he could never take it from me!