Thursday, May 04, 2006

A strange thing happened on the way to work today

After about twenty minutes into a traffic filled drive into a job that I am being laid off from, I said, "Screw it" and decided to destroy the world. So I stepped out of my car, put on my big hat, and commenced my project of consuming the world's resources. After about fifteen minutes of rampaging I was extremely annoyed to see that local authorities were telling me to cease and desist. I mean, damn you can't do anything anymore. So I used my optic blasts to show my displeasure. After about ten more minutes of rampant destruction traffic had cleared up, so I figured I'd better go on in so I could work on my blog. Maybe I'll finish eating the world for lunch, but I brought a tuna sandwich so it's a toss up.


Q said...

Wow, I had no idea you were Galactus(sp?). Huh, I might have given into your demands on Saturday had I known that. It is a good thing that you didn't lose your temper or my blog would look the same as it did last week. Also, Happy Cuatro de Mayo!

cyberman said...

Dude... the metroplex will never look the same again