Thursday, May 04, 2006


A strange thing happened on the way to work today

After about twenty minutes into a traffic filled drive into a job that I am being laid off from, I said, "Screw it" and decided to destroy the world. So I stepped out of my car, put on my big hat, and commenced my project of consuming the world's resources. After about fifteen minutes of rampaging I was extremely annoyed to see that local authorities were telling me to cease and desist. I mean, damn you can't do anything anymore. So I used my optic blasts to show my displeasure. After about ten more minutes of rampant destruction traffic had cleared up, so I figured I'd better go on in so I could work on my blog. Maybe I'll finish eating the world for lunch, but I brought a tuna sandwich so it's a toss up.

2 comments:

Q said...

Wow, I had no idea you were Galactus(sp?). Huh, I might have given into your demands on Saturday had I known that. It is a good thing that you didn't lose your temper or my blog would look the same as it did last week. Also, Happy Cuatro de Mayo!

Cyber D said...

Dude... the metroplex will never look the same again