Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Name Game

I was reminded of the Kanye West song "All Falls Down" yesterday. My assistant was cracking up while inputting some new employees benefit information into the computer system. She had come across an employee that was adding her two kids to her medical insurance. Their names were Porsche and Lexus. What made matters worse was the fact that Porsche was her son.

If I were going to name my kids after cars then I would have named my daughter Shelby and my son Bentley. Consequently, if I had named them after televisions then I would have named them Trinitron and Samsung HP -R6372.

5 comments:

mist1 said...

I'm going to name my children after breads that I like. Focaccia is nice. Or Ciabatta. Maybe even little Pita.

Dagromm said...

I think that my bread children would be Rye and Wheat. Those sound cool.

Nate said...

Damn It

and

Jesus Christ


makes things simpler

fringes said...

At least Porsche wasn't spelled Por'cha. Be glad for small favors.

Cyber D said...

Gyuss, you are a true comediane!