Tuesday, May 08, 2007

Big Announcement!!!

Dear Blog World,

This note will mark the 200th post on The House of Dagromm. I haven't gotten official word from the Guinness Book yet, but I believe this to be a world record.

Since the record checking department can take several weeks to verify peoples' accomplishments and I believe it just to be a formality, I would like to go ahead and say a few words of thanks for those who made it all possible.

First of all I have to thank God. Without you I could never have achieved everything in my life. You give me guidance and inspiration.

I'd also like to thank my darling wife. You have stood beside me, or behind me, or near me, or some times you sit down, and sometimes it's in a completely seperate room while you watch TV; but through it all I know that you've wanted what is best for me and my blog.

Next, I'd like to thank Allah. I'm not sure if you really exist, but if you do then I couldn't have done this without you either. I appreciate you not having any of your followers declare Jihad on me. I throw big ups and mad respect your way.

My family, I love all of you. Really. I know I don't visit, or call, or write but I do care...from a distance.

To Cyberman, Q, Gyuss, and all of the friends I've made in the blog community, don't feel that this makes me a better blogger than you. Instead I open my doors to you to draw inspiration from me and all that I have accomplished. You're welcome.

I'd also like to thank Jewish God. You're a lot like Christian God, which makes you ok in my book. While I'm at it, I'd also like to thank Brahman, Buddha, L. Ron Hubbard, and Thor. I'm not sure what part any of you played in all of this, but I like to cover my bases.

Last, but not least, I'd like to thank all of my loyal fans out there. To you, the silent masses that may not speak out on the comments section, I give my sincerest of thanks. Without your support this blog would not have become the record breaking blog it is.

Yours Truly,
Dagromm

25 comments:

Q said...

I think I just threw up in mouth a little. I have to go...

Tera said...

LOL! Love the Post!!! Congrats! And even if you missed someone in your Thank Yous, you've definitely got all of the "higher powers" covered!

Tera said...

Oh yeah, LMAO @ Q!!!!

Dagromm said...

Q - Screw you!

Tera - Thanks, it wouldn't have been possible without all of you.

Tera - Screw Q!

Goo said...

Are the atheists among the silent masses? If so, do you worry that the reason they're giving you the silent treatment is because they're pissed off due to the deep theological differences between you? Or, that they don't bother commenting because, in the end, they just don't really believe you exist?

Dagromm said...

Goo - Atheists are definitely among the silent masses. They do not comprise the whole, but certainly a portion. I don't feel the need to acknowledge them though as they will have no bearing on my afterlife.

Q said...

Dagromm, don't tell her what to do.

I apologize for Dagromm, Tera, he is sometimes a bit controlling.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

Yeah, Tera, don't let Dagromm tell you what to do. The last thing Q needs is a screw.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

Goo,

I was going to try to disbelieve in atheists, but I failed my roll against INT

Churlita said...

Congrats on your new record and nice job kissing up to all the deities.

I really like my family in theory too.

Dagromm said...

Q - This is my blog so I make the rules now.

Gyuss - See above comment.

Dagromm said...

Churlita - I appreciate it. I'm not the kind of guy that thinks about things like personal records. I'm more of a team player, but it's nice to be recognized for this AMAZING accomplishment.

fringes said...

Congratulations on the record number of posts. Is this 200 per week or per year? No matter. You done good.

I'm totally out of the god conversation. I'm feeling a whole lotta who cares lately. Step away before you get struck by the lightning meant for me.

Pokiman said...

Dagworth, I just wanted you to know, that even though you forgot to mention her, and all she has done for you, Shub-Niggurath still loves you, and considers you one of the top 10 of her thousand billie kids. So keep up the Work.

Nina said...

Looks like I picked a good day to find you! Congrats and God Bless! HA!

heather said...

not one single goddess mentioned. interesting.

LIT said...

Congratulations on yet another triumph! However, don't forget the god/goddess/spirit of Gab, otherwise known as

Tongue in / out of cheek and sometimes forked, aka TIOCSF

Dagromm said...

fringes - We've had copious amounts of thunder storms here lately. Should I recognize the warnings?

p-man - Your comment makes me feel uncomfortable. Please don't repeat it.

Nina - Thanks for the words. Not every day you get to stumble into a momentous occasion like this. It was meant to be.

heather - My wife doesn't let me talk about other goddesses... I mean if I was married, that is. But this is the internet, so....you know.

Lit - I try not to write about my failures. There's only so much time to blog.

heather said...

lol, i like your wife already.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

Heather, in my head you like Dagromm's wife alot.

Like you're best friends.

That kiss.

Q said...

Don't you think that was a little over the line Gyuss?

Dagromm said...

Heather - Me too.

Gyuss - I'm right there with you buddy.

Q - You shut up! We're working here.

Celebrate Woo-Woo said...

It is Zeus you need to thank. Never forget Zeus;>

heather said...

g-man, you're really into sharing aren't you?
q, thank you. :-)
dags, g-man is a bad influence. and you're very impressionable. not always the best combo.

Dagromm said...

Celebrate Woo-Woo - (You know you're in trouble because I used your full name) Zeus was in a mythology book, that means he's not real (I hope).

Hether - Sorry. It was Gyuss' fault.