Wednesday, December 13, 2006

Secret Santa

I tried to tell CyberD about this over the phone yesterday, but his network hates him so much that we continuously got dropped. After about a half dozen times we gave up and I drove my car into a retaining wall. I was trying to relate to him the conversation my wife and I had just had that I thought was funny, but she did not.







Mrs. Dagromm: We're doing a secret santa at the office and I have to go out and find something to get for $20. Any ideas?

Me: Why don't you get a bra?

Mrs. Dagromm: Because I don't want to get fired.

Me: How would you get fired? It's a secret santa.

Mrs. Dagromm: But when everybody starts claiming the gifts, I'll be the one stuck with the bra.

Me (misunderstanding): Make sure you get your size then.

Me (now comprehending that she meant in an investigation): Oh, just say you didn't know what you brought, because you sent your husband out to get the gift for you. He must have misunderstood.

Mrs. Dagromm: Goodbye.

12 comments:

Nate said...

whoa! bras are off limits? I gotta get over the office and hide something

mist1 said...

This conversation makes perfect sense to me.

Q said...

See if you did this at your Secret Santa it would be weird but since Mrs. Dagromm is a female I think it is perfectly ok. Kind of like that episode of Leave it to Beaver when the Beave gave Ms. Landers a slip yeah it is a bit awkward but when the present came from Beaver's mother it is OK and NOT Sexual Harassment.
Did you read about that kid in preschool that got suspended for hugging his teacher in a "sexual manner".

Steven said...

I dunno...I kinda like the bra idea.

Even iwth the firing. ;)

Steve~

Dagromm said...

Thanks Steve. I didn't really put a lot of thought into it, but I guess my wife knows what she's getting for Christmas now.

Cyber D said...

Sorry about the dropped call. It was such an ass whip I gave up. Better luck next time.

Nate said...

Dagromm,
I'm amazed you let your wife talk back to you like that.

Q said...

Where are you Dagromm?

Nate said...

To whipped to blog.

So sad.

Q said...

I think he can't blog at work. They blocked the blogger site. BUSTED!

Nate said...

ick! we need to set up a proxy server for our bro

Cyber D said...

Welcome Back, Dags! Looking foward to your next post.