Wednesday, June 27, 2007

The Unerring Account of What Transpired on the Very Bloggish Weekend of the Quad Four

Part 2

The second day of the big weekend was spent in the company of minors. My kids. I chaperoned Gyuss as he escorted them to the water park. Gyuss wussed out and wore his shirt the whole time. Not me though. I was halfway from the parking lot to the front gate before my shirt came off. The splendor that is Dagromm was laid bare for the world. Glistening in the sun. Thank God I lost that two pounds from the weight loss challenge.

We rented a locker, I threw on some Joop, and the day was begun. The kids didn't back down from any challenge and Gyuss being the good godfather that he is took them on several things they probably shouldn't have been on. The girl rode a few things that she didn't meet the height requirements for as Gyuss would rush her on them before the employees could measure her. They even rode the ginormous suicide swing that flew out over the wave pool.

Gyuss also stepped up pretty well. He kept going past the point that I know that he was exhausted and even did a sled race against a guy that looked a lot like Professor Dumbledore. It was fairly awesome.

There was relatively little crowd the day we went which is good, because as I mentioned the shirt was off. We still got an eyeful of cute bikini wearing girls and Gyuss felt that he was being discrete in his looking by wearing dark glasses. I didn't point out to him that they could tell he was looking by the way his head would jerk violently when ever a cutie walked by. For my part I went through an entire bottle of Joop as I had to reapply it every time I got out of the pool. Eventually though it was time to leave. I was out of cologne and my crotch needed a break from wet clothes.

17 comments:

Gyuss Baaltar said...

I'm still sure that Dumbledore hexed my sled.

Good wizard my patooty.

EsLocura said...

I hear wearing wet clothes for extended periods of time lead to rot, maybe just a rumor but ya never know.

Gyuss Baaltar said...

Eslocura, I have on good authority that Dagromm's crotch did not rot. Cyber swears it's true.

Dagromm said...

Gyuss - That's what you said about that sixteen year old lifeguard too. Except that it was in reference to your crotch.

Eslocura - I believe it. Gyuss' crotch was emitting a terrible odor.

Gyuss - Now that is true.

Q said...

Soggy Money Bags!!

Gyuss Baaltar said...

One thing I do want to throw in, I'm really proud of your little girl. She did a great job learning how to conquer fear and make it into fun.

heather said...

so ~that's~ why gyuss doesn't want kids! lol

he knows he's gonna get yours eventually.

cause all that joop is gonna kill you man, either that or the skin cancer.

and gyuss, you last comment. totaly a skydiving mf's words. :-)

Tera said...

Wizards, and Joop, and crotches oh my!!!

Dagromm said...

Q - Sorry I didn't include the story of Soggy Money Bags. Maybe in a future installment.

Gyuss - She's kind of a bad ass.

Heather - He doesn't want kids because he's seen how they drain the life out of people.

Tera - That reminds me of a children's story that I wrote called Joop and the Wizard of Crotch.

Tera said...

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Susan said...

You guys pay lots of attention to each others crotches. I think this is a sign of good friendship.

heather said...

they just want to make sure that none of the other crotches are having more fun than theirs. lol

Dagromm said...

Susan - I like to think that we're all good friends like that here in the blog community.

Heather - Yeah. Pretty much.

fringes said...

dateline: iwo jima

Churlita said...

Maybe you guys could change your name from The Quad to The Crotch Wizards.

Dagromm said...

Fringes - This just in!!! Bite me.

Churlita - Sold!!!!

Q said...

'The Crotch Wizards' does have a nice ring to it...